Category: Teen Topics
Okay, have any of yall had extremely, horribly, unforgetably embarrassing moments like you talk to someone that you thought was a person but was really a door? Or you thought you were talking to someone but there wasn't actually someone there? Or maybe it didn't have to do with blindness, like you forget your shirt's on backwards or something? Those have all happened to me. Anyone else have embarrassing moments? They're actually extremely hilarious, and it makes us feel like we're not alone, as I'm pretty darn sure we're not.
i have some vision, but not as much as i had when i was a little younger. my family and i were at a restaurant, and i started talking to my cousin. everyone started laughing, and i had no idea why. come to find out my cousin had gone to the bathroom, so i was just talking to a chair, lol.
I have fallen in a swimming pool fully clothed and sober, chatted up a christmas fairy while a bit pissed...yelled at a Ferrari driver under pressure, to get his finger out, only to be informed, that the car was a Mclaren right behind my beloved Ferrari...hmm fallen on very slippery ice while trying out my new crampons ...
hey, i remember, knocking a glass of water all over the table in front of so many people at a restaurant by accident and mom got kinda mad at me.
i walked right in on two people having sex once after a big night of drinking. By rights, this should have been my room. Well, it would have been, had it been the right hotel. it was so embarressing.
Holy crap Loui. I have so many stories. I will post later though
hahahahahaha loui!! that sucks!
Galileo that transcends embarrassment and metamorphosises into legendary !! Awesome LOL *kneels and worships*
which reminds me, there was once when I accidentally ran into a couple making out in the halls, not at all embarrassing and not nearly as goodd as galileo's but it was still funny.
one time i was having sex and farted on my partner lol.
omg - sooo THEN what did you do / say ?? *evil grins*
there've been plenty of times when I talked to thin air haha. Once when I went to the North Carolina School for the Blind for a trial outreach thinggy, I was only about 12 and had only been blind for a year, so I was pretty cocky. Anyway, we were walking somewhere and I was like
"I don't need my cane, I'm fine"
"You need your cane" the teacher lady said.
"no I don't" and then... I walked into a brick wall.
lol, I tripped a hot guy with my cane the other day. felt sooo bad. It started conversation though so lol.
woe, I wish I could trip a hot guy with my cane... that'd be... anyway
lol Cala.
hmm, well i've done a few embarrasing things in my 21 years on this planet. Countless times i've walked into walls and fallen down curbs when i've tried to be clever, and go without using my cane, but three occations are particulally memorable for me. Once, when i had just started losing my sight, i was running full pelt along a railway platform trying to keep up with the train which was leaving the station, only to smack squarely into a metal light post. also, when i was only 8 or so, i was speeding along the pavement (sidewalk,) and collided with the town mayor, knocking him over, and injuring his leg. lol. he gave me a lecture on the fact that, even though i was only a child, i should be riding my bike on the road and not the pavement... The only other really stupid thing i did, was step backwards over a low wall, and fell 3 or 4 feet onto a lower pavement, sprawled outon my back. That, bloody, hurt, too!
Lol. Well, just the other day I had an incredible blind moment. I was distracted talking on the cell after school, and I hit a poll with my cane, but I thought it was a person, and I oppologized. But hey, the poll had feelings too, haha!
hahahaha oh one very embarrassing thing that happened to me really recently was we all were playing football as a team. It was me the coach and a bunch of my shot put guys. We were playing some foot ball, the quarter back wanted to give me a chance to catch the ball. it turned out his pass was way to high, I didn't see it coming and it hit me smacksquare in the face, it was really funny but imbarrassing, all the guys saw it and were like what the hell did you do that for? you know he couldn't see the ball. Yes I think its very embarrassing to get hit in the face with a foot ball and have my glasses fly off onto the ground
haha! I've had a few embarrasing moments. once, I walked into a pole. another time I had this huge hole in my pants and I didn't notice. I have talked to doors before, and one reli bad time was I was talking to my friend about a girl I didn't like and that girl was standing a few feet away. it sucked. lol
I remember one embarressing moment. I was with the user Fabolous in Bermuda and we did a show. And I did a voice break and made a mistake. When I was done I didn't know that the mike was still one and said loudly "shit!"
Of course they all could hear it. Lol
I walked off the side of the stage during a school produciton, it looked funny apparently, but i just got upa nd kept acting hehe
good on you, that's the spirit!
this one time in high school I walked into the boys bathroom by mistake and there was a boy in there...I never went to the washroom at school again after that.
I've had the odd embarrassing moment too. When I was nine, I had a riding session on my own and they were trotting me round the riding school. One jump too high was all it took and I flipped off, went flying through the air and bang, full on my stomach, totally winded and breathless, nearly wet myself with the impact and my top went up showing my crop top underneath. Cringe! but mum said I had to get back on the horse now, or I wouldn't go riding again, so now, I
have to fall off six more times till I become a jockey. Another time, me and Blairwitch, Kay, were racing each other in to the changing rooms after a free swim, but I didn't realise how close I was to the steps in to the pool. I felt my foot go down over the side and I went sprawling in to the water, my legs agape! Cringe! O and I see Kay hasn't posted about the time she appologized to a cardboard cut-out of David Beckham in Sainsbury's. Lollollollollol!
lol....i've appologised to mirrors before and also i've been scared by things in public, like the 1 O'clock gun in Edinburgh and screamed really loudly...doesn't beat my other post though.
this isn't as good as some of the others, but the other day I was talking to this guy in class, half yelling, not flirting damn it! I was bitching at him to do his part in the group and I leaned over to smack him with a rolled up English assignment and like, the desk nearly tipped over. I screamed and nearly fell on him and was all um, soryr 'bout that. haha
i remember when i was at a summer program.
I was with one of my friends going to the bathroom.
and i walked inside the men's bathroom and caught a college student taking a showeer and saying rong bathroom.
Another time was when i went to a restroom with mom and went into the boys bathroom and a man also screamed the same thing.
The third one was at Seton hall. I was finding my way to history class, I wanted to go to the bathroom and i thought the closet that was strait infront of the class was the class i needed to go. and i closed the door and said Hellow!
haha nice one
ahh. well i was in the fifth grade, and i was razing my hand to attract the teacher. i didn't know she was right behind me, so I caught a nice hand full of booby. lol
Yeah, I've had a huge whole in my pants for the whole schoolday and not noticed till someone told me afterword! LOL I was sooo embarraced! And then there was the time I appologized to the fire door in my school, and the time I fell into the pool chasing a friend of mine...and there was the other time my friend walked me straight into the boy's bathroom, looked around, was all "Oops, wrong bathroom" turned, and I was already out the door. hahaha, it was kinda funny afterword.
rofl! that's really funny.
Well today, in fact, I was trying to find the staircase (i needed to go to math), and I went into the women faculty room. I noticed this because it smelled like perfume and I knew staircases don't smell like that. (it was as echo ish as the stairs were) So I bolted out the door, read the braille sign, only to find my Spanish teacher watching me. Lucky that there were no teachers around.
One other time, there was this guy who sounded like my dad at a restarunt. So, I said, hi dad, only to find him say, " }hat? I don't think I know you" .
Another time, I went to the bathroom, (to bath), pulled off my pants. After I was done, I put it back on, only to find it covered by bathroom piss. That was horrible. My pants were all disgusting.
Well that's it for now, folks. Don't go into bathrooms that have pee in it, and never walk into the women's faculty room. You never know, a teacher might be watching you. rofl
regards: Tomi
K well this one's to do with spelling.
Note that there are 2 ways of spelling bare, the animal way and the nakid way, i dunno which ones which.
aww need to sort out my html
ok so yes I have allot of them. grins or something. There was the time I went upstares to get breakfast and my bf was asleep on skype. I came back downstares to find that my brother Christopher who was two and being poddy trained and had a poopy in his pants, and I came down loudly saying no Chris we don't take poopy in our pants sweety. I went over to my computer picked up my microphone and said hi baby, and it was westy... chris west...
There was the time when I worked at the store and went to help a customer and fell over a box.
There was the time in school when I wasn't paying attention and was at this loud place with quiet intersection on my right I didn't take, and my cane was just kindof there I was in another world... until i fell down about four steps ending up on the floor when I really needed to catch a bus. lol
The time I went swimming at school and accidently left my durty pair of underwear in the bathroom... when I had my period...
The time I heard my horse Joker being shaved up by his mane for some reason I thought it was my daddy and took his arm for a second only to find it was the guy Glen who owned the barn.
And the last... It was a spring morning, and many times my baby brothers would go in to mom and Step Dad's room and giggle and move around. It was a weekend and I figured I'd let them sleep and take my baby brothers down stares and play trains with them. I heard what I thought was giggling... The door was wide open and I walked in and it was my mum and step Dad doing the nasty. I didn't know i could run that fast backword...
well christ! they didn't care who saw, did they"? lol
thank god I'm blind thank you
You know that some sets of double doors have those metal poles between them? Well, I walked in to one of those. It hurt like hell.
Let's see...just the other day, I was coming down to sit with my high school group at lunch...but forgot I was on the wrong floor. So I go to the exact spot where we all sit, but on the floor above, and say: "Heyy guys, how's it going? Is (so-and-so) here today?". The group I was really talking to were some poor eighth-graders who were like "Ummm, I'm sorry, I don't know...". Yeah...not as good as some of your stories, but when I found out what I'd done, my face was absolutely burning...lol! Ah well, will never do that again...
I'm usually pretty good at recognizing people's voices, but there was one time when I mistook my friend for someone else I knew. God, was that embarrassing.
uh, well, i have so many embarrassing moments i cant even start to count them, well, the first one i think of is when i was in the sixth grade, and i didnt have my cane, and i ran in to one of those metal deviders in the doors, and i knocked my tooth out, and it was in the lunch room and i was bleeding everywhere, and it hurt hella bad, and i like spit the tooth on the ground, and ran like hell out of there, lol, had to get a plaster tooth
Does this count? Falling off a stage in front of 500 people and dragging my sighted guide down with me?
lol yeah I think it counts. I have plenty of embarassing moments: talking to thin air, walls, doors... I once wrote this thing on my talking dictionary about a girl I was mad at and I thought had the speech off, but for some reason it read it out loud in the middle of class and the speech was slow so some kids understood it and told the teacher. I felt really really bad about it! I have ran in to those metal deviders and fallen off curbs. Once I said "hi sara," to a person in the middle of the crowded hall, and they were like "huh?" I never did figure out who that was... lol O and coming back to what sombody said earlier about holes in your pants and not knowing about it... well this fits the last part... It was pajama day in like 6th grade and "aunt flow" decided to visit. Well it showed! somebody told me after school so I don't know how long it'd been like that!
I'll probably post more later
Ok... I remembered a time just last year when I was walking to geometry and wasn't really in step with my cane. I ran my hand in to the brick wall! it hurt!
O and even sighted people run in to polls, my friend joanna's done it. lol (she's sitting right here). well thats all for now...
Jenna
Yeah, I think people's in front of me when they aren't and I've talked to walls before, all on accident before.
Yeah, there was also a time it was a few weeks ago, but my brouse was on, and it was one of those buckles together even on the front. I thought it would stay, because it always did, and that day it came apart all sorts of times! I am glad it was only one period that day. I mean as soon as I got off the car and in to the girls lockers, then it unsnapped. I fixed it, and it came apart. I did that about a million times, and I couldn't stay in the bathroom all day, so...It was pretty bad, everyone saw them boobs.
OMG this is tooo funny lmao, steven nd to the person who walked in on there parents.
oh, and remember i was going to use the bathroom before my history class 3 years ago,
closed the door of the closit and said hello and i was about to use that as a bathroom because i thought it was the bathroom.
You name it, I've done it. I've started talking to someone & they left me, started talking when noone was there. . . One time I started playing with my Dad's wrist watch, only to find out that it was a woman who's watch looked like my Dad's!!! She was fine with it, but I flipped out, started crying & everything. That sucked!! I still hate talking about it.
hahaha well last week my friend and i were talking about how hot this guy was just to turn around and find him standing rite there. we both can't be around him anymore without laughing. I think he thinks we're creepy, cuz we have classes with him but don't talk to him because he sits at the back and we sit at the other side of the room...it was so funny though. and one day this guy i'm like crushing hard on witness me walk into a door because i was talking to someone and wasn't paying attention to where i was going.
Omg in like 8th grade, I had this one moment where I was hanging out at lunch with some friends. Our school had those milk carton things for drinks, so I always got chocolate milk. You have to shake it up before you open it or else it taistes nasty. I went to go get a bag of chips or something and I forgot I had opened my milk, so I took it and shook it, and a huge chocolate spot appeared on my shirt. Everyone started calling me spot after that, it was so imbarrassing, even teachers called me spot
hahaha so funny some of thees,
Any way I had this shirt once. I had worn it to school and I had know idea what it said. Finally My teacher told me what is said. It said.
Nice assets!
lol, some good ones.
the most recent for me:
I got dressed for work, and during the middle of the morning, I noticed I was wearing my shirt inside out, lol.
I've never done that, but I've worn my shirt on backwards, and one of my teachers told me when I ws in school, and as soon as she turned, i took my arms outa the sleeves and switched it. She turned around a few seconds later and went "wow mike you fixed that fast."
I did the inside out thing, lucky I didn't go outside, someone spotted it, and I whent "whoops" and I run in to a row to fix it.
The most embarrassing moment was when I was in NYC with my cousin who came from Ecuador. I needed to pea so bad and was in pain because of that. My stomach was hurting very bad and couldn't even walk. I ended up peeing in the middle of canal street luckily nobody saw it or else i'd be like "i'm sorry, i'm incontinent from too much caffein. i laughed because of utter embarassment. the worse part, it was in a huge puddle and i stood there for a good 10 minutes peeing there because i couldn't even walk and there were no restrooms that are near where wee were.
cool! one time i was walking in the big city. in san fran. and i was in a grop of friends. and i smiked mmmy nose on a meddle pool! and i was useing my guidedog.........
and other things happend to me also.